[BPM 105 - Intro - start with drums and bass] [Gm] x 2
[Chorus] [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene .. I'm [F] begging of you [Dm] please don't take my [Gm] man [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene [F] Please don't take him [Dm] just because you [Gm] can [Gm - vamp]
[Verse] Your [Gm] beauty is be [Bb] yond compare with [F] flaming locks of [Gm] auburn hair With [F] ivory skin and [Dm] eyes of emerald [Gm] green. [Gm - vamp]
Your [Gm] smile is like a [Bb] breath of spring your [F] voice is soft like [Gm] summer rain And [F] I can not com [Dm] pete with you Jo [Gm] lene. [Gm - vamp]
He [Gm] talks about you [Bb] in his sleep and there's [F] nothing I can [Gm] do to keep From [F] crying when he [Dm] calls your name Jo [Gm] lene [Gm - vamp]
Now [Gm] I can easily [Bb] understand how [F] you could easily [Gm] take my man .. But you [F] don't know what he [Dm] means to me [Gm] Jolene
[Chorus] [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene .. I'm [F] begging of you [Dm] please don't take my [Gm] man [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene [F] Please don't take him [Dm] just because you [Gm] can
[Verse] [Gm] You can have your [Bb] choice of men but [F] I could never [Gm] love again [F] He's the only [Dm] one for me Jo [Gm] lene [Gm - vamp]
I [Gm] had to have this [Bb] talk with you, my [F] happiness de [Gm] pends on you And what [F] ever you de [Dm] cide to do Jo [Gm] lene
[Chorus] [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene .. I'm [F] begging of you [Dm] please don't take my [Gm] man [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene [F] Please don't take him [Dm] just because you [Gm] can
############## I WILL SURVIVE #######################################################
[Verse 1 - Drums stop] (Down octave to rest the voice) At [Gm] first I was afraid, I was [Cm] petrified, Kept thinking [F] I could never live without you [Bbmaj7] by my side. But then I [Ebmaj7] spent so many nights, thinking [Am7b5] how you did me wrong, And I grew [Dsus4] strong; and I learned [D] how to get along.
[Drums back in- Vocals back up an octave] And so you're [Gm] back, from outer [Cm] space, I just walked [F] in to find you here, with that sad [Bbmaj7] look upon your face. I should have [Ebmaj7] changed that stupid lock, I should have [Am7b5] made you leave your key, If I had [Dsus4] known for just one second, you'd be [D] back to bother to me
[Chorus] Go on now, [Gm] go; walk out the [Cm] door; Just turn a [F] round now, 'cos you're not [Bbmaj7] welcome any more. [Ebmaj7] Weren't you the one who tried to [Am7b5] hurt me with goodbye? Did you think I'd [Dsus4] crumble; did you think I'd [D] lay down and die? Oh no, not [Gm] I; I will sur [Cm] vive, Oh, as [F] long as I know how to love, I [Bbmaj7] know I'll stay alive. I've got [Ebmaj7] all my life to live, I've got [Am7b5] all my love to give, And I'll sur [Dsus4] vive, I will sur [D] vive
[Verse 2] It took [Gm] all the strength I had not to [C#m7] fall apart. Kept trying [F] hard to mend the pieces of my [Bbmaj7] broken heart. And I spent [D#maj7] oh, so many nights, just feeling [Am7b5] sorry for myself, I used to [Dsus4] cry, but now I [E7] hold my head up high. And you see [Gm] me; somebody [C#m7] new, I'm not that [F] chained up little person, still in [Bbmaj7] love with you. And so you [D#maj7] felt like dropping in and just ex [Am7b5] pect me to be free, Now I'm [Dsus4] saving all my loving, for some [D] one who's loving me.
[Chorus] Go on now, [Gm] go; walk out the [C#m7] door; Just turn a [F] round now, 'cos you're not [Bbmaj7] welcome any more. [D#maj7] Weren't you the one who tried to [Am7b5] break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd [Dsus4] crumble; did you think I'd [D] lay down and die? Oh no, not [Gm] I; I will sur [C#m7] vive, Oh, as [F] long as I know how to love, I [Bbmaj7] know I'll stay alive. I've got [D#maj7] all my life to live, I've got [Am7b5] all my love to give, And I'll sur [Dsus4] vive, I will sur [D] vive... oh
[Chorus] Go on now, [Gm] go; walk out the [C#m7] door; Just turn a [F] round now, 'cos you're not [Bbmaj7] welcome any more. [D#maj7] Weren't you the one who tried to [Am7b5] break me with goodbye? Did you think I'd [Dsus4] crumble; did you think I'd [D] lay down and die? Oh no, not [Gm] I; I will sur [C#m7] vive, Oh, as [F] long as I know how to love, I [Bbmaj7] know I'll stay alive. I've got [D#maj7] all my life to live, I've got [Am7b5] all my love to give, And I'll sur [Dsus4] vive, I will sur [D] vive, I will sur [Gm] vive...
########### Adele - Rolling in the Deep ###############################
[Gm] There's a fire [Dm] starting in my heart, [F] Reaching a fever pitch, and it's [Dm] bringing me out the dark [Gm] Finally, I can [Dm] see you crystal clear [F] Go ahead and sell me out, and [Dm] I'll lay your shit bare
(bass drum on all 4) [Gm] See how I'll leave with [Dm] every piece of you [F] Don't underestimate the [Dm] things that I will do [Gm] There's a fire [Dm] starting in my heart [F] Reaching a fever pitch, and it's [Dm] bringing me out the dark
[Pre-Chorus - still no snare - play chords up neck to make positioning easier] [D#] The scars of [F] your love, remind me [Dm] of us They keep me [D#] thinking that we almost had it [D#] all ... The scars of [F] your love, they leave me [Dm] breathless I can't help [D7] feeling... We could have had it
[Chorus - FULL DRUMS] [Gm] all... all [F] all Rolling in the [D#] deeeee eeee [D#] eeep (passing chords) You [D#] had my heart In [Gm] side ..............of your [F] hand And you [D#] played it... To the [D#] beat
[Verse - Light drums] [Gm] Baby, I I I have no [Dm] story to be told, But [F] I've heard one on you. Now+I'm [Dm] gonna+make+your+head+burn ([F]) [Gm] Think of me in the [Dm] depths of your despair [F] Make a home down there, as [Dm] mine sure won't be shared
[Pre-Chorus] [D#] The scars of [F] your love, remind me [Dm] of us They keep me [D#] thinking that we almost had it [D#] all The scars of [F] your love, they leave me [Dm] breathless I can't help [D7] feeling... We could have had it
[Chorus] [Gm] all... all [F] all Rolling in the [D#] deeeee eeee [D#] eeep You [D#] had my heart In [Gm] side ..............of your [F] hand And you [D#] played it... To the [D#] be ee eat (no F to G step up - note this) [F] Could have had it
[Interlude - CHORDS CHANGE RELATIVE TO MELODY] [D#] all.... all all [F] ... Rolling in the [Gm] dee eee eeep [F] ... You had my heart in [D#] side of your hand [D#] .. But you [F] played it with a [F] beating
[Verse - Implied 2/4 - bass drum with chick on 2 and 4 on chords] [N.C.] Throw yourself through every open door (Whoa) Count your blessings to find what you look for (Whoa-uh) [Gm] Turn my sorrow into treasured gold (Whoa) ... You'll pay me back in kind and reap just what you sow.
[Chorus - No drums - Strum chords full] [Gm] You're gonna wish you, [F] never had met me [D#] Tears are gonna fall, [D#] rolling in the [F] deep [Gm] You're gonna wish you, [F] never had met me It [D#] all, It all, It [D#] all .. We [D#] could have [F] had it
[Drums back in and typical chorus] [Gm] all... all [F] all Rolling in the [D#] deeeee eeee [D#] eeep You [D#] had my heart In [Gm] side ..............of your [F] hand And you [D#] played it... To the [D#] beat We [D#]could have [F]had it
[Gm] all... all [F] all Rolling in the [D#] deeeee eeee [D#] eeep You [D#] had my heart In [Gm] side ..............of your [F] hand And you But you pla [D#] yed it. You played it. You pla [D#] yed it. You pla [D#] yed it [F] to the [Gm] beat.
############## DANCE MONKEY ###############
[Verse 1] [N.C.] They say, [Gm] Oh, my God, I see the way you [D#] shine Take your [F] hand, my dear, and place them both in [Dm] mine You know, you [Gm] stopped me dead while I was passing by [D#] And now I [F*] beg to see you dance just one more [Dm] time
[Pre-Chorus] Ooh, I [Gm] see you, see you, see you every [D#] time And oh, my I- [F] I, I-I like your [Dm] style You, you [Gm] make me, make me, make me wanna [D#] cry And now I [F] beg to see you dance just one more [N.C.] time
[Chorus] [N.C.] So I say [Gm] dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh- [D#] oh I never [F] seen anybody do the things you do bef [Dm] ore They say [Gm] move for me, move for me, move for me, ay-ay- [D#] ay And when you're done [F] ne I'll make you do it all again [Dm] n
[Verse 2] I said, [Gm] oh, my God, I see you walking by [D#] Take my [F] hands, my dear, and look me in my eyes [Dm] es Just like a [Gm] monkey I've been dancing my whole life [D#] And you just [F] beg to see me dance just one more time [Dm]
[Pre-Chorus] Oh, I [Gm] see you, see you, see you every [D#] time And oh, my [F] , I, I, I, I like your [Dm] style You, you [Gm] make me, make me, make me wanna [D#] cry And now I [F] beg to see you dance just one more time [N.C.]
[Chorus] [N.C.] So I say [Gm] dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh- [D#] oh I've never s [F] een anybody do the things you do bef [Dm] ore They say [Gm] move for me, move for me, move for me, ay-ay- [D#] ay And when you're do [F] ne I'll make you do it all agai [Dm] n
[Chorus] [N.C.] They say [Gm] dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh- [D#] oh I've never s [F] een anybody do the things you do bef [Dm] ore They say [Gm] move for me, move for me, move for me, ay-ay- [D#] ay And when you're do [F] I'll make you do it all agai [Dm] n
[Bridge] [Gm] Ooh (all aga [D#] in, all a [F] gain) Woah- [Dm] oh, woah-oh, oh [Gm] Ooh (all aga [D#] in, all a [F] gain) A [N.C.] h ah, ah ah, ay
[Chorus] [N.C.] They say [Gm] dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh- [D#] oh I've never [F] seen anybody do the things you do bef [Dm] ore They say [Gm] move for me, move for me, move for me, ay ay [D#] ay And when you're done [F] I'll make you do it all again [Dm]
[Chorus] [N.C.] They say [Gm] dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh-oh- [D#] oh I've never [F] seen anybody do the things you do bef [Dm] ore They say [Gm] move for me, move for me, move for me, ay ay [D#] ay And when you're done [F] I'll make you do it all again [Dm]
################ JOLENE REPRISE ############################ [Gm] Jolene, Jo [Bb] lene, Jo [F] lene, Jo [Gm] lene [F] Please don't take him [Dm] just because you [Gm] can [Gm]
Em Am Y'all act like you never seen a white person before B7 Em Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Em Am and started whoopin her ass worse than before B7 Em they were first divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) Em Am It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, B7 Em he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" Em Am And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! B7 Em Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Em Am Feminist women love Eminem B7 chigga chigga chigga Em "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him, Em Am Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what B7 Em Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Em Am Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose B7 Em But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Em Am B7 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't Em but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Em Am "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" B7 Em And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss Em Am And that's the message that we deliver to little kids B7 Em And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Em Am Of course they gonna know what intercourse is B7 By the time they hit fourth grade Em They got the Discovery Channel don't they? Em Am B7 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Em who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] Em Am But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes B7 Em then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Em Am [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote B7 Em Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat x2)]
Em Am 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady B7 Em All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Em Am So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, B7 Em please stand up, please stand up?
Em Am Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; B7 Em well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Em Am You think I give a damn about a Grammy? B7 Em Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me Em Am "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" B7 Em Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? Em Am So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? B7 Em Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs Em Am so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst B7 Em and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Em Am You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV B7 Em "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" Em Am I should download her audio on MP3 B7 Em and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] Em Am B7 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me Em so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] Em Am And there's a million of us just like me B7 Em who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Em Am who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me B7 Em and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
Em Am I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you B7 Em things you joke about with your friends inside your living room Em Am The only difference is I got the balls to say it B7 Em in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all Em Am I just get on the mic and spit it B7 Em and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it Em Am better than ninety percent of you rappers out can B7 Em Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums Em Am It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty B7 Em I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Em Am Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens B7 Em And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working Em Am And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin B7 Em He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings Em Am [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling B7 Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" Em with his windows down and his system up Em Am So, will the real Shady please stand up? B7 Em And put one of those fingers on each hand up? Em Am And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control B7 Em and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus] (x4)
Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
