[Verse 1] 0:19 [Dmaj7] You know I'm impatient So why would you [E] leave me waiting outside the station? When it was like minus 4 degrees and I [Dmaj7] I get what you're saying I just [E] really don't want to hear it right now Can you shut up for like once in your
[Dmaj7] life? Listen to me I took your nice words of ad [E] vice about How you think I'm gonna die Lucky if I turned 33 Okay, so yeah, I [Dmaj7] smoke like a chimney I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney Every other [E] week But cut me some slack Who do you want me to [Dmaj7] be?
[Chorus] 0:54 [Dmaj7] 'Cause I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking [E] clean You told me, "Get a job" And you ask where the hell I've [Dmaj7] been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big [E] mouth I want to be me Is that not al [Dmaj7] lowed?
And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking [E] dumb You hate it when I cry Unless it's that time of the [Dmaj7] month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm [E] not A thousand people I could be for you And you hate the fucking
[Dmaj7] lot You hate the fucking [E] lot You hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot Hey, [E] hey [E]
[Verse 2] 1:45 [D] It's taking you ages You still don't [E] get the hint I'm not asking for pages But one text or two would be nice
[D] And please, don't pull those faces When I've b [E] een.. out working my arse off all day It's just one bottle of wine or [D] two But hey, you can't even talk You smoke weed just to help you [E] sleep
Then why you're out getting stoned at 4 o'clock And then you come home to me [D] And don't say hello 'Cause I got high a [E] gain And forgot to fold my clothes.... [Dmaj7] clothes
[Chorus] 2:21 [Dmaj7] 'Cause I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking [E] clean You told me, "Get a job" And you ask where the hell I've [Dmaj7] been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big [E] mouth I want to be me Is that not al [Dmaj7] lowed?
And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking [E] dumb You hate it when I cry Unless it's that time of the [Dmaj7] month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm [E] not
A thousand people I could be for you And you hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot You hate the fucking [E] lot You hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot
[Chorus] 3:29 [Dmaj7] And I'm too messy And then I'm too fucking [E] clean You told me, "Get a job" And you ask where the hell I've [Dmaj7] been And I'm too perfect 'Til I open my big [E] mouth I want to be me Is that not al [Dmaj7] lowed?
And I'm too clever And then I'm too fucking [E] dumb You hate it when I cry Unless it's that time of the [Dmaj7] month And I'm too perfect 'Til I show you that I'm [E] not
A thousand people I could be for you And you hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot You hate the fucking [E] lot You hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot
[Outro] 4:15 You [D] hate the fucking [E] lot You hate the fucking [Dmaj7] lot
[Verse 1] When you were here be [G] fore, couldn't look you in the [B] eyes You're just like an [C] angel, your skin makes me [Cm] cry You float like a [G] feather in a beautiful [B] world I wish I was [C] special, you're so fucking [Cm] special
[Chorus] (play loud) [Cm] (x3, very short) But I'm a [G] creep, I'm a [B] weirdo What the hell am I doing [C] here? I don't be [Cm] long here
[Verse 2] I don't care if it [G] hurts, I wanna have con [B] trol I want a perfect [C] body, I want a perfect [Cm] soul I want you to [G] notice when I'm not a [B] round You're so fucking [C] special, I wish I was [Cm] special
[Chorus] (play loud) [Cm] (x3, very short) But I'm a [G] creep, I'm a [B] weirdo What the hell am I doing [C] here? I don't be [Cm] long here
[Bridge] (play loud) Oooh, oooh, [G] she's running out the [B] door... [C] She's running out, she [Cm] run, run, run... [G] Ruuuuu [B] uuun... [C] Ruuuuu [Cm] uuuuuun...
[Verse 3] (play soft until the end) Whatever makes you [G] happy, whatever you [B] want You're so fucking [C] special, I wish I was [Cm] special
[Chorus] But I'm a [G] creep, I'm a [B] weirdo What the hell am I doing [C] here? I don't be [Cm] long here I don't be [G] long here