Em Am Y'all act like you never seen a white person before B7 Em Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door Em Am and started whoopin her ass worse than before B7 Em they were first divorced, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!) Em Am It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, B7 Em he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" Em Am And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots! B7 Em Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Em Am Feminist women love Eminem B7 chigga chigga chigga Em "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him, Em Am Walkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what B7 Em Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!" Em Am Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose B7 Em But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms Em Am B7 Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't Em but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose Em Am "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" B7 Em And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss Em Am And that's the message that we deliver to little kids B7 Em And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Em Am Of course they gonna know what intercourse is B7 By the time they hit fourth grade Em They got the Discovery Channel don't they? Em Am B7 "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals Em who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP] Em Am But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes B7 Em then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope Em Am [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote B7 Em Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Eminem (repeat x2)]
Em Am 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady B7 Em All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating Em Am So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, B7 Em please stand up, please stand up?
Em Am Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records; B7 Em well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! Em Am You think I give a damn about a Grammy? B7 Em Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me Em Am "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" B7 Em Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here? Em Am So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears? B7 Em Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs Em Am so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst B7 Em and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Em Am You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV B7 Em "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!" Em Am I should download her audio on MP3 B7 Em and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!] Em Am B7 I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me Em so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt] Em Am And there's a million of us just like me B7 Em who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me Em Am who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me B7 Em and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
Em Am I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you B7 Em things you joke about with your friends inside your living room Em Am The only difference is I got the balls to say it B7 Em in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all Em Am I just get on the mic and spit it B7 Em and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it Em Am better than ninety percent of you rappers out can B7 Em Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums Em Am It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty B7 Em I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting Em Am Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens B7 Em And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working Em Am And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin B7 Em He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings Em Am [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling B7 Screaming "I don't give a fuck!" Em with his windows down and his system up Em Am So, will the real Shady please stand up? B7 Em And put one of those fingers on each hand up? Em Am And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control B7 Em and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
[Chorus] (x4)
Ha ha Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
BPM 138 [Intro - no drums] Capo on 3 xx22xx xxx21x xxx23x (Slide 13 fret on E down) [Riff with drums x 3] Am x x x - Asus2 x Am Asus2 x x x Asus4 - x x x x Cmaj (x32000) x x x - Cmaj x x x
Then F Em(7?) Cmaj7 (trill B - 3 to 5 - play x3545 to help trill) Hold Cmaj7 for 2 extra bars
[Verse 1] [Asus2] I lie awake [Dsus2/A] [CMaj7] I've gone to ground I'm watching [Asus2 - possibly Amaj] porn [Dsus2/A] In my hotel [CMaj7] dressing gown Now I [Asus2] dream of you [Dsus2/A] But I [CMaj7] still believe There's only [F] enough for one in this [Em7] Lonely hotel su [CMaj7 - add trill] ite
[Verse 2] [Asus2] The journey's long [Dsus2/A] [CMaj7] And it feels so bad [Asus2 - possibly Amaj] I'm thinking [Dsus2/A] back to the last [CMaj7] day we had. [Asus2] Old moon fades in [Dsus2/A] to the new [CMaj7] Soon I know I'll be back with you I'm nearly [F] with you [Em7] I'm nearly [CMaj7] with you
[Chorus] [CMaj7 - x35453] When I'm [Bm7] weak I d [Bbmaj7] raw strength from [A] you And when you're [CMaj7] lost I know [Bm7] how to [BbMaj7] change your m [A] ood And when I'm [CMaj7] down you [Bm7] breathe l [BbMaj7] ife over [A] me [CMaj7] Even though we're miles apart we a [Bm7] re each other's [BbMaj7] destiny
[Actually think it is A A/Dsus2 Cmaj7 x 2 - seems brighter]
[Verse 3] [Asus2] On a clear day [Dsus2/A] [CMaj7] I'll fly home to you I'm bending [A] time [Dsus2/A] getting [CMaj7] back to you [Asus2] Old moon fades in [Dsus2/A] to the new [CMaj7] Soon I know I'll be back with you I'm nearly [F] with you [Em7] I'm nearly [CMaj7] with you
[Chorus] [CMaj7] When I'm [Bm7] weak I d [Bbmaj7] raw strength from [A] you And when you're [CMaj7] lost I know [Bm7] how to [BbMaj7] change your m [A] ood And when I'm [CMaj7] down you [Bm7] breathe l [BbMaj7] ife over [A] me [CMaj7] Even though we're miles apart we a [Bm7] re each other's [BbMaj7] destiny
[CMaj7] When I'm [Bm7] weak I d [Bbmaj7] raw strength from [A] you And when you're [CMaj7] lost I know [Bm7] how to [BbMaj7] change your m [A] ood And when I'm [CMaj7] down you [Bm7] breathe l [BbMaj7] ife over [A] me [CMaj7] Even though we're miles apart we a [Bm7] re each other's [BbMaj7] destiny
[Repeat chorus chord sequence x 4 - hang on Bb end on Asus2 to A?]
[Don't bother with Outro] Asus2 Dsus2 E Am7 Dsus2 E
Cm F (3X)
[Cm] I'll [F] fly, I'll [Cm] fly hom [F] e [G] [Cm] I'll fly [F] h [G] ome and [Cm] I'll fly [F] hom [G] e
Sometimes A maj instead of Asus2 for second line of some verses Thinks also xx0200 works sometimes instead of Dsus2 Also intro could be Am then 02230
Sometimes in chorus the A is dropped whilst hang on BbMaj7
Instrumental at beginning Asus2 Am Asus2 Asus2 (emphasise high E) Dsus2/A Cmaj7 1-2---3-4-&1----&3-----------------------1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4
Verse: Asus2 D(sus2)/A CMaj7 CMaj7 F Em(7?) Cmaj7 (trill B - 3 to 5 - play x3545 to help trill)
[Intro] Key board riff with no drums Asus2 Am D5 (or Dsus2/A) x 2 (side down from 13 - drums in) Asus2 Am Asus2 Asus2 to Am emphasise high E Dsus2/A Cmaj7
1-2---3-4-&1----&3-----------------------1 2 3 4 1 2 3 4 (As per verse) Asus2 CMaj7 (3X) F Em7 CMaj7 hold CMaj7
