[Intro riff - * = emphasis] E ---------------- B ---------------3 G --0h2--0h2*------ D --0h2*-0h2------- A 0--------------- E ----------------
[Am] This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.
[Verse 1] (no drums) [Am] Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, (riff) [Am] We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. (riff) [Am] All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... (riff) [Am] In the middle of the road. .... And he said:
(strum palm muted) [A5] "Plaaay the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls."
(back to normal picking) [Am] Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other, [Am] And we each said... "Okay"
[Am] And we played the first thing that [G] came to our heads, [F] Just so happened to be, [Am] The Best Song in the [G] World, it was [F] The Best Song in the World.
[Chorus 1] (Drums in) [D] Look into my eyes and it's [F] easy to see .. One and [C] one make two, two and [G] one make three, It was (drop snare) [F] destiny. (snare pick up) [D] Once every hundred-thousand [F] years or so, When the [C] sun doth shine and the [G] moon doth glow And the [F] grass don't grow...
[Verse 2] (drums just bass drum) [Am] Needless to say, the beast was stunned. [Am] Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail, [Am] And the beast was done. [Am] He asked us: "Be you angels?" (prep for high A to be sung) [Am] And we said, "Nay. We are but men!" ROCK!
[Chorus 2] [Am] This is not [Am] The [G] Greatest Song in the [Am] World. (riff) [Am] No, [Am] this is just a [G] tribute. [Am] [Am] Couldn't remember [Am] The [G] Greatest Song in the [Am] World. (riff) [Am] No, [Am] this is a [G] tribute, [Am] oh. (vocals allude to Amaj interesting)
[Am][G] To The Greatest [D] Song in the [F] World, All right! [Am][G] It was The Greatest [D] Song in the [F] World, All right! [Am] It was the best mutha [G] fuckin' song The greatest [D] song in the [F] world.
(drums stop - acapella bit but play chords staccato with rhythm of words) [Am] Dee soo guh [G] goo gee goo gee Goo guh [D] fli-goo gee goo, guh fli- [F] goo ga goo buh-dee eeeh [Am] Ooh-guh-goo bee, ooh guh guh [G] bee guh guh bee [D] Fli-goo gee goo, a-fli-guh [F] woo wa mama Lucifer!
[Vamp / Solo] Am G D F Am G D F
[Interlude - SPOKEN] [Am] And the peculiar [G] thing is this my friends: [D] The song we sang on that [F] fateful night, It didn't [Am] actually sound [G] anything like this [D] song.
[Verse 3] [F] This is just a [Am] tribute! You [G] gotta be [D] lieve me! Man, I [F] wish you were [Am] there! Just a [G] matter of opin [D] ion. Ah, [F] what the fuck! [Am] Good God, [G] gotta love 'em, [D] So surprised to [F] find you can't stop me now. [Am] A fiery [G] ring of fire! [D] Rich motherfucker, the [F] perfect song!
[Outro][Solo] [E][F] All [E] right! [F] [E][F] All [E] right! [F] [E] ------- [F] -------- [F] ---------- [F] ---
[Phaser Patch - Intro - BPM 136 - No drums] (Fret D major then lift fingers off as needed then ready to go straight into D) e|---------0--2--0-----0--| B|------3-----------3-----| G|---0--------------------|
[Full drums riff - play twice] D G D A e|-2-2-22-02----------2-2-22-0--5-3-2-------| B|-3-3-33-3X----------3-3-33-3--2----5------| G|-2-2-22-20----------2-2-22-2--2-----------| D|-0-0-00--0--------------------2-----------| A|---------X--------------------0-----------| E|---------3--------------------------------|
*lift barre off when playing Bm to get high E (A7sus4 part alludes to opening riff) Bm G D A A7sus4 e|-2-2-22-02----------2-22-2--x---0--2-0-X| B|-3-3-33-3X----------3-33-3--2---3------3| G|-4-4-44-40----------2-22-4--2---0-------| D|-4-4-44--0------------------2---2-------| A|-2-2-22--X------------------0-----------| E|---------3------------------------------|
[Verse 1 - on A7sus4 play high E 0 2 figure] [############Scroll position start - no additional scroll needed#########] [D] I don't care if [G] Monday's blue [D] Tuesday's grey and [A] Wednesday too [Bm] Thursday I don't [G] care about you It's [D] Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love
[Verse 2] [D] Monday you can [G] fall apart [D] Tuesday Wednesday [A] break my heart [Bm] Thursday doesn' [G] t even start It's [D] Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love
[Chorus - Double snare after G - BxSx SxSB - A comes in offbeat final B] [G] Saturday [A] wait [Bm] And Sunday alway [G] s comes too late But [D] Friday never [A] hesitate...
[Verse 3] [D] I don't care if [G] Mondays black [D] Tuesday Wednesday [A] heart attack [Bm] Thursday never [G] looking back It's [D] Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love
[Interlude - Full drums intro riff] D G D A Bm G D A7sus4
[Verse 4] [D] Monday you can [G] hold your head [D] Tuesday Wednesday [A] stay in bed Or [Bm] Thursday watch the [G] walls instead [D] It's Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love
[Chorus - Double snare after G] [G] Saturday [A] wait [Bm] And Sunday always [G] comes too late But [D] Friday never [A] hesitate...
[Bridge - Bm C D A repeat] [Bm] Dressed up to the [C] eyes, it's a wonderful sur [D] prise To see your [A] shoes and your spirits [Bm] rise - Throwing out your [C] frown and just smiling at the [D] sound And as sleek as a [A] shriek spinning round and round [Bm] Always take a big [C] bite, it's such a gorgeous [D] sight ......To see you [A] eat in the middle of the [Bm] night .You can never get e[C]nough . enough of this [D] stuff - It's Friday [A7sus4] I'm in love [############] [Repeat Verse 1] [D] I don't care if [G] Monday's blue [D] Tuesday's grey and [A] Wednesday too [Bm] Thursday I don't [G] care about you It's [D] Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love [Repeat Verse 2][############] [D] Monday you can [G] fall apart [D] Tuesday Wednesday [A] break my heart [Bm] Thursday doesn't [G] even start It's [D] Friday I'm in [A7sus4] love [Outro - as per full drums intro][############] D G D A Bm G D A x2 (End on A)