[Verse 1 - Upstrum to simulate snare roll to start and heavy muted downstrum - and keep going during verse] [Bm] Take a look at my [A6] girlfriend [Gmaj7] She's the only one I got [Bm] Not much of a [A6] girlfriend I [Gmaj7] never seem to get a lot
[F#7] Take a jumbo across the water [Bm] Like to see America [F#7] See the girls in California I'm [Em] hoping it's going to come [A] true But there's [Em] not a lot I can [A] do
[Verse 2] [Bm] Could we have kippers for [A6] breakfast [Gmaj7] Mummy dear, Mummy dear (run E 3 5) [Bm] They got to have 'em in [A6] Texas 'Cause [Gmaj7] everyone's a millionaire
[F#7] I'm a winner, I'm a sinner Do you [Bm] want my autograph [F#7] I'm a loser, what a joker I'm [Em] playing my jokes upon [A] you While there's [Em] nothing better to [A] do, hey
[Hook] [F#7] Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' [Bm] do da do da do [F#7] Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do [Bm] da do da do La la [G] la, la la [Em] la, la la la [A] laaaaaaaa
[Verse 3] [Bm] Don't you look at my [A6] girlfriend, girlfriend 'Cause [Gmaj7] she's the only one I got [Bm] Not much of a [A6] girlfriend, girlfriend I [Gmaj7] never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot
[F#7] Take a jumbo across the water [Bm] Like to see America [F#7] See the girls in California I'm [Em] hoping it's going to come [A] true But there's [Em] not a lot I can [A] do, hey
[Hook] [F#7] Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' [Bm] do da do da do [F#7] Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' [Bm] do da do da do Hey [F#7] u-um, hey u-um, hey [Bm] u-um, hey u-um Hey [F#7] u-um, hey u-um, hey u- [Bm] um, hey u-um La la [G] la, la la [Em] la, la la la [A] la ............... [End]
[Intro] (Power Chords) D slide to E quickly (x4) Riff - E 57 A 57
[Verse] Em D G D Em (G) Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind Em D G D Em (G) People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
Em C D Em Em C D Em
Em D G D Em (G) All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy Em D G D Em (G) Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
[Bridge] Em Can you help me D Em Occupy my brain D Oh yeah
[Riff] Em D G D Em (G) Em D G D Em (G)
[Verse] Em D G D Em (G) I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find Em D G D Em (G) I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind
[Solo] Em D G D Em (G) Em D G D Em (G) Em D G D Em (G) Em D G D Em (G)
[Riff] Em D G D Em (G) Em D G D Em (G)
[Verse] Em D G D Em (G) Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Em D G D Em (G) Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal
Em C D Em Em C D Em
Em D G D Em (G) And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state Em D G D Em (G) I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but it's too late
